K’s-Rant #1: Regina George Exists

Yo, you guys are not gonna believe what just happened to me.

So today, I’m not really having it. Out of all the days of the year, the world is deciding to turn against me today. My emotions are everywhere. My mind is everywhere. It’s only the second week of school and I already skipped classes. That’s how upset I am.

Now. What happened today?

I decided to go workout at the gym since I just made a new membership. I get there and check in, get on the treadmill and ran for only like two minutes. You know how treadmills have that clip you clip to your shirt or short/pants so when you fall and it un-clips, the treadmill stops? Like an emergency stop? So I kept accidentally pulling it back and I just gave up the third time it happened. Like okay, the universe doesn’t want me to work out. Fine. Gah dang.

So I go to the desk worker and ask if the dance studio (Studio B) is open. He goes “Lemme check”. Looks in his binder, very…very…very ever so closely and says “It’s open.” So I sign my name, initials, etc. He tells me I’m good to go, and I walk into the studio. Now I’m not even in there 30 mins. 5 mins later, I see a bunch of girls standing outside the door eyeing me. Personally, I hate when people watch me dance because it’s awkward. I’m wondering what on earth are they doing. So I walk out and go to the bathroom and come back and they just keep staring at me. I’m already having a bad day, so I ignore them and walk back and start dancing again because dancing brings me peace. Plus I was trying to choreograph Ed Sheeran’s new song Shape of You and had some amazing ideas until I got interrupted.

This woman with glasses and curly black hair, walks into the dance room and approaches me which makes me stop dancing because I think I’m in trouble. This chick looked hella irritated. I didn’t know what I did, so I run over to the music and stop it. This is our conversation:

Her: “The room is actually reserved for Group Fitness. So you can’t be in here right now.”

Me: “Oh. What for? The guy at the desk told me the room was open?”

Her: “Did you check the schedule of group fitness days?”

Me: “No. I don’t do group fitness.”

Her: “Well it starts in a couple of minutes, and the ladies out there told me they asked you to leave once and you ignored them, so I’m going to ask you one last time to leave.”

WAIT. WHAT!?!?!?!?!THE?!?!?!?!ALKFDJLDKJFL!?!?!

HOLLUP! I look at this woman with my eyebrows raised like “They didn’t ask me at all. If they did I wouldn’t be in here right now.” And she just shrugs, shakes her head and says “You need to leave.” I’m standing there dumbfounded because I have no clue what just happened. They LIED to get me to come out!?!? When they had the chance to ask me when I walked by them? Also, “A COUPLE OF MINUTES”??? Yet you can’t spare me at least just ONE of those minutes. It’s not like you guys are setting up for a play or something!

So I grab my stuff, turn off the system and walk out and look at one girl in the eye and she’s half smirking half trying to act innocent. LEGIT this girl was nibbling on the edge of her water bottle giving me the eye like “Ha~”. I just shake my head and walk out.

Why do people like this exist???? I seriously am wondering what the heck I did wrong to this mutha-chicken because all I did was dance. Reason why I say mutha-chicken is because she didn’t even ATTEMPT to ask me kindly to leave. Or ask if I was apart of the group fitness. Like…REGINA GEORGE MUCH!? Okay I guess not as bad as Regina George but Too chicken to ask?!?!

I mean, I still have the chance to go back and to sit next to her at group fitness and give her the smirk as I make her suffer during the process of her workout. But I won’t because mama won’t be proud of me doing that. (Jk she might be).

Anyways that’s pretty much it really. It seems laughable but seriously, the sass was too real today. This is why it sucks being the bigger person. But it’s better than stooping to her level. End of Rant lol.

By the way, you may have noticed me writing the title as “K’s-Rant #”(Kalia’s Rant). I have a feeling I will be ranting way more in the future, so just to point it out there. I will set up my own series of rants for you all to read.

` Ka Lia ♥


3 Comments Add yours

  1. tinasab says:

    Go to group fitness 😂👌🏼


    1. theekaleeful says:

      Maybe I should and see if she shows up 😂


  2. They were probably just intimidated by you SLAYING those dances. 💁🏼💁🏼 you should for sure go to group fitness 😂💗

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